Zombie Apocalypse Vehicles

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When it comes to surviving the zombie apocalypse, there are two strategies for you to consider: be stationary and dig in or be on the move!

Both options have several pros and cons which should be considered before opting for one.

For instance, boxing your self in behind walls of steel or concrete may sounds like a wise idea but without proper preparations that same haven could easily become your massive tomb.

Likewise, surviving the apocalypse and fending off zombies on the open road requires top physical and psychological preparedness and if not dealt with properly and wisely could cost you your life sooner than you may think.

You’ll have to keep your vehicle of choice constantly in top shape, have spare parts and gas with you at all times as well as everything else you’ll need such as sleeping  quarters, medical supplies, food and of course weapons.

A vehicle for the zombie apocalypse is certainly not your average, everyday, a trip-to-the-mall-kind of mini van or SUV. It has to be a durable vehicle with four wheel drive capable of crossing all types of terrains with plenty of room for all your necessities. On the other hand these types of vehicles require huge amounts of petrol so it would be prudent of you to make several stops at gas stations and stock up every opportunity you get.

Probably the most important thing when it comes to driving your way through the zombie apocalypse is your knowledge about cars and fixing them. The last thing you need is breaking down in the middle of a zombie infested city. If you have limited or no knowledge about cars and how they operate you should opt for strategy number one: stay indoors!

Surviving on the roads means not knowing what’s behind the next bend and being prepared for every single situation that the end of days will probably throw at you.

But it also keeps you on constant alert and gives you better chance of finding help and hope witch is essential in this type of situation.

So, if you don’t have a prison or an oil rig near which you can turn into a zombie outpost and you know a fair bit about cars, your best bet of staying alive is taking your chances in one of these bad boys!

This is a model example from VW – an all terrain, well equipped SUV that will get you from point A to B

European Solution From VW

European Solution From VW

 

This one is for when you absolutely must get through

For Those Congested Areas

For Those Congested Areas

 

And this one when you need to clear a couple of dozen of bodies ;-)

No steering needed!

No steering needed!

 

Perfect for scouting missions, when you need to make a quick escape!

Fast, Agile, Vicious

Fast, Agile, Vicious

 

Those Russians sure know what’s up!

An All Arounder

An All Arounder

 

Okay this one is just insane. I believe it gets like 0.5 miles to the gallon. Not very practical to park either!

Park The Bus!

Park The Bus!

 

The US military use these and I believe it would suffice.

This one is already in combat use

This one is already in combat use

 

This is just gorgeous!

Survive your apocalypse in style!

Survive your apocalypse in style!

 

This is your mobile HQ right here!

Not very aerodynamic but intimidating!

Not very aerodynamic but intimidating!

 

Probably the best looking one of the lot.

Looks like something out of Batman's garage

Looks like something out of Batman’s garage

 

The Knight XV! There are only a hundred of these, but if you want it check it out here.

Another great pick

Another great pick

 

The most charming one. I doubt it would get you very far though.

For all you steampunk lovers

For all you steampunk lovers

 

This is a monstrosity!

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‘Murica!

 

This one was made to promote the third season of The Walking Dead. However, I doubt it has enough muscle.

Hyundai made this one!

Hyundai made this one!

 

If all these cars fail you, you can always use your brain to drive around.

This is the safest bet!

This is your safest bet!

 

Or your legs!

This is the safest way to keep yourself from running out of gas!

This is the safest way to keep yourself from running out of gas!


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